Weird and Sexually Awkward Food Products From Around the World
If you ever wondered what kind of food you should serve your guests on your ironic sexually awkward parties here’s a list for you!
Get some Jonh Waters early movies, make dinner with pasta (#6 and #7 from the list), use the sauce from #10, open the snacks and the fun can begin! 😍
For example, who wouldn’t want to go to a party and gargle some (drumroll):
1. Magical Penis Wine From China
Produced under the supervision of Beijing Medical University! This Magical wine is as safe as your non-magical, boring wine.
2. Megapussi, From Finland With Love
Also from Finland.
4. Soup for Sluts
5. Frozen Rape Leaf
6. Sexually Awkward Food – For Men
7. For Ladies
Increases in SIZE when cooked, unlike the real ones.
8. Dick Sticks
Just the way your grandma used to make ’em.
9. Grilled Sexual Harassment
10. Anal Angst Hot Sauce
For the end, my favorite one! I would definitely buy this sauce and always have it in my fridge for sudden sexually awkward parties.
Ok, you are now equipped with the knowledge of the products you need for your ironic or unironic sexually awkward parties.