Buy me raw bat and you get 10 mystery food photos! ($25)

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Help me write these disgusting posts full-time. Times are hard, and I need my raw bats. I tried but alas – I can’t eat cooked bats! Some call it a threat to global health, I call it passion.

In return, you will get:

  • 7 mystery photos sent to your contact email. It will be super mysterious.
  • 87 prayers to the Gods of Cursed Food performed by an apostate Christian theologian (for realsies).
  • My gratitude for 120 days (I will dream of you, probably every other night or so).

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