Buy me an ugly sandwich and you get a mystery food photo! ($4)
Help me write these disgusting posts full-time. Times are hard, and I need at least two sandwiches a day. I only eat ugly ones.
In return, you will get:
- 1 mystery photo sent to your contact email. It will be super mysterious.
- 10 prayers to the Gods of Cursed Food performed by an apostate Christian theologian (for realsies).
- My gratitude for 20 days (I will dream of you, probably every other night or so).