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Help me write these disgusting posts full-time. Times are hard, and I need at least two sandwiches a day. I only eat ugly ones.

In return, you will get:

• 1 mystery photo sent to your contact email. It will be super mysterious.
• 10 prayers to the Gods of Cursed Food performed by an apostate Christian theologian (for realsies).
• My gratitude for 20 days (I will dream of you, probably every other night or so).