Buy me almost nothing and you get a mystery message.. (?!????) ($1)

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Help me write these disgusting posts full-time. Times are hard, and I need many almost nothings to survive.

In return, you will get:

  • A mystery message sent to your contact email. It will be super mysterious. (?!?!?!?)
  • 1 prayer to the Gods of Cursed Food performed by an apostate Christian theologian (for realsies).
  • My gratitude for 3 days (I will dream of you, probably every other night or so).

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