Buy me a boobie coffee and you get 3 mystery food photos! ($10)
10 $
Description
Help me write these disgusting posts full-time. Times are hard, and I need my boobie coffees. I tried but alas – I can’t drink ordinary coffees! Some call it a mental disease, I call it an unfortunate lifestyle choice.
In return, you will get:
- 3 mystery photos sent to your contact email. It will be super mysterious.
- 40 prayers to the Gods of Cursed Food performed by an apostate Christian theologian (for realsies).
- My gratitude for 50 days (I will dream of you, probably every other night or so).
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